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29

Jul

joehillsthrills:

And here’s the hilarious, full throttle US trailer for HORNS, via MTV.

Oh, uh, he doesn’t say “beat the heck out of each other” in the movie. But you mighta guessed that.

UPDATE:

Horns has a Facebook page for people who Facebook, and a Twitter account for people who tweet.

This looks so good that I might have to re-read the book before the premiere in October!

Pros: This is the Deadpool we deserved.

Cons: There’s no sign we’re getting any more for a long while.

comedycentral:

"You’re not supposed to eat Americone Dream after sex. You’re supposed to eat it during sex. That’s what the waffle cone pieces are for, they’re ribbed for your pleasure.” -Stephen Colbert

davidthestrange:

everkings:

eowyn-daughterofkings:

smugsbunny:

whoopsimightbegettingsued:

Welp



are you fuCKING KIDDING ME!?

everything about this film is an abomination

WOW.

NOPE!

davidthestrange:

everkings:

eowyn-daughterofkings:

smugsbunny:

whoopsimightbegettingsued:

Welp

are you fuCKING KIDDING ME!?

everything about this film is an abomination

WOW.

NOPE!

#ReviewsdayTuesday: ‘Bad English’ is @AmmonShea’s ode to the ever-changing English language.

#ReviewsdayTuesday: ‘Bad English’ is @AmmonShea’s ode to the ever-changing English language.

I’m sorry… did I step on your moment?

Maybe it’s just me, but if this is how they execute Mockingbird’s disguises on ‘Agents of SHIELD’, I will be very very very very pleased.

zerostatereflex:

7 Finger Robot

"The device, worn around one’s wrist, works essentially like two extra fingers adjacent to the pinky and thumb. The robot, which the researchers have dubbed "supernumerary robotic fingers," or "SR fingers," consists of actuators linked together to exert forces as strong as those of human fingers during a grasping motion."

Robot tech, YES.

agentmlovestacos:

The moment when @prattprattpratt met Star-Lord at @NYSE. #GuardiansOfTheGalaxy #film #Marvel #comics

"Whoa … if I’m not in the outfit, who is?!"

agentmlovestacos:

The moment when @prattprattpratt met Star-Lord at @NYSE. #GuardiansOfTheGalaxy #film #Marvel #comics

"Whoa … if I’m not in the outfit, who is?!"

27

Jul

skatesessions:

If this is real life I can’t wait!!!!!
They better have Spider-Man and the Fantastic Four for the Civil War arc though! #Marvel #MCU #SDCC

If you’ve seen this going around the ‘net, folks, please keep in mind that Ultron, Ant-Man, Cap 3, Dr. Strange, and Guardians 2 are all locks for those days, and that’s it. The title art is fan-made, the release days (while announced) are TBA, and the subtitles aren’t even official yet. Yes, there will be a 3rd Thor, but there’s no release date or subtitle yet - the same goes for Guardians 2 and Avengers 3. Still no word yet on another solo Hulk film.

skatesessions:

If this is real life I can’t wait!!!!!
They better have Spider-Man and the Fantastic Four for the Civil War arc though! #Marvel #MCU #SDCC

If you’ve seen this going around the ‘net, folks, please keep in mind that Ultron, Ant-Man, Cap 3, Dr. Strange, and Guardians 2 are all locks for those days, and that’s it. The title art is fan-made, the release days (while announced) are TBA, and the subtitles aren’t even official yet. Yes, there will be a 3rd Thor, but there’s no release date or subtitle yet - the same goes for Guardians 2 and Avengers 3. Still no word yet on another solo Hulk film.

25

Jul

The Morticia from @meltbakery didn’t last long. #bwaybites (at Broadway Bites By Urban Space)

The Morticia from @meltbakery didn’t last long. #bwaybites (at Broadway Bites By Urban Space)

thedailypop:

Avengers Age of Ultron Hawkeye and Quicksilver posters (with a glimpse of the Vision) SDCC14

OKAY THIS IS ALL THE VISION CONFIRMATION I NEED! … Apart from an official Paul Bettany-as-Vision photo, that is.

doctorwho:

bbcamerica:

Doctor Who is back on the big screen with the Series 8 Premiere – DEEP BREATH – on 25 August in cinemas throughout the US and Canada. 

Peter Capaldi’s first full episode as the Doctor - Deep Breath - will be screened in cinemas around the world from 23 August 2014.
This year’s screenings follow the success of the global cinema release of Doctor Who’s 50th anniversary episode The Day of the Doctor which was screened in over 1500 cinemas around the world, allowing fans to come together to watch the show like never before.
Steven Moffat comments, “Last November the Doctor didn’t just conquer the world on television, he did it in the cinemas too. And like the show-off he is, he can’t resist another go - one taste of the silver screen is never enough. On August 23rd the new Doctor will begin his new adventures on BBC One and in cinemas all over the world. Movie-land beware - Capaldi is coming to get you!” [x]

Theater locations and ticketing to be announced later this month.

You can find out more information on global cinema screenings at the doctorwho.tv dedicated cinema page as information arrives. 

23rd? 25th? What’s right?!

doctorwho:

bbcamerica:

Doctor Who is back on the big screen with the Series 8 Premiere – DEEP BREATH – on 25 August in cinemas throughout the US and Canada. 

Peter Capaldi’s first full episode as the Doctor - Deep Breath - will be screened in cinemas around the world from 23 August 2014.

This year’s screenings follow the success of the global cinema release of Doctor Who’s 50th anniversary episode The Day of the Doctor which was screened in over 1500 cinemas around the world, allowing fans to come together to watch the show like never before.

Steven Moffat comments, “Last November the Doctor didn’t just conquer the world on television, he did it in the cinemas too. And like the show-off he is, he can’t resist another go - one taste of the silver screen is never enough. On August 23rd the new Doctor will begin his new adventures on BBC One and in cinemas all over the world. Movie-land beware - Capaldi is coming to get you!” [x]

Theater locations and ticketing to be announced later this month.

You can find out more information on global cinema screenings at the doctorwho.tv dedicated cinema page as information arrives. 

23rd? 25th? What’s right?!

Practically perfect in every way … except for not getting paid enough!

24

Jul

hayei:

sprouting-colours:

appropriately-inappropriate:

lesbian-isthenewblack:

heylookitsliz:

elizabeth-antoinette:

ikenbot:

freeselfdefense:

Rape Escape

  • Easy and very effective
  • Requires nothing but your body
  • Includes attack

Very useful to know, pass and share please.

Worth watching

I don’t mean to impose a personal favour on you guys, but I really would like to ask that everyone who follows me reblog this. 

I don’t think I made it very clear but last month I was sexually assaulted by someone who I thought was my friend (I don’t want to talk about it don’t ask), and it’s… really fucked with my head. 

Had I known this a month ago I would have been able to get away

So, essentially, I’m really pleading with you to reblog this so everyone who follows you doesn’t get stuck in the same position I was with no way out. 

I mean again I don’t want the point of this to be my sob story or whatever but if you could reblog this it would seriously mean a lot 

and im asking to all of my followers who see this post in your dashboard to please press play to this video, you never know when this is gonna be useful, PLEASE DON’T IGNORE IT.

This is one of the first moves I was taught in Krav Maga, and it is one of the most effective.

It took me about a half hour to get down with practice, but once you get it, it’s an intuitive movement.

Please pass this along, it will save lives.

Important

Please reblog this.

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MAKE ME ADMIT STUFF

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?
2. You talked to an ex today, correct?
3. Have you taken someones virginity?
4. Is trust a big issue for you?
5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?
6. What are you excited for?
7. What happened tonight?
8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?
9. Is confidence cute?
10. What is the last beverage you had?
11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?
12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?
13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?
14. What are you going to spend money on next?
15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?
16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?
17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
18. The last time you felt broken?
19. Have you had sex today?
20. Are you starting to realize anything?
21. Are you in a good mood?
22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?
23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?
24. What do you want right this second?
25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?
26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?
27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?
28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?
29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?
30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?
31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?
32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?
33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?
34. Listening to?
35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?
36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?
37. Do you believe in love at first sight?
38. Who did you last call?
39. Who was the last person you danced with?
40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?
41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?
42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?
43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?
44. Do you tan in the nude?
45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?
46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?
47. Who was the last person to call you?
48. Do you sing in the shower?
49. Do you dance in the car?
50. Ever used a bow and arrow?
51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?
53. Is Christmas stressful?
54. Ever eat a pierogi?
55. Favorite type of fruit pie?
56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
57. Do you believe in ghosts?
58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
59. Take a vitamin daily?
60. Wear slippers?
61. Wear a bath robe?
62. What do you wear to bed?
63. First concert?
64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
65. Nike or Adidas?
66. Cheetos Or Fritos?
67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?
69. Ever take dance lessons?
70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
71. Can you curl your tongue?
72. Ever won a spelling bee?
73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
74. What is your favorite book?
75. Do you study better with or without music?
76. Regularly burn incense?
77. Ever been in love?
78. Who would you like to see in concert?
79. What was the last concert you saw?
80. Hot tea or cold tea?
81. Tea or coffee?
82. Favorite type of cookie?
83. Can you swim well?
84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
85. Are you patient?
86. DJ or band, at a wedding?
87. Ever won a contest?
88. Ever have plastic surgery?
89. Which are better black or green olives?
90. Opinions on sex before marriage?
91. Best room for a fireplace?
92. Do you want to get married?