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23

Jul

fuckyeahmovieposters:

Ant-Man

Might be feeling a little better about the film …

fuckyeahmovieposters:

Ant-Man

Might be feeling a little better about the film …

comedycentral:

Jon Stewart challenged John McCain to an old-fashioned Wrong-Off. Click here to watch.

Interesting @BryantParkNYC #ReadingRoom #OITNB talk with @Piper and @EmilyNussbaum.

Interesting @BryantParkNYC #ReadingRoom #OITNB talk with @Piper and @EmilyNussbaum.

DC:
Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
Marvel:
YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
DC:
We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
Marvel:
HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
DC:
The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
Marvel:
DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
DC:
After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
Marvel:
PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
DC:
We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
Marvel:
NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
DC:
We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
Marvel:
NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
DC:
We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
Marvel:
FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
DC:
Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
Marvel:
NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
DC:
Wait-
Marvel:
NEW FEMALE THOR
DC:
I didn't-
Marvel:
NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
Marvel:
TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
Marvel:
PEACE

22

Jul

Monty Python Live (mostly) — July 20, 2014

I patted my dad on the shoulder with the mention of “systems analyst”.

(Source: fuckyeahmichaelpalin)

Found stellar #popart from @alecmonopoly, @muradosmann, and more at @avantgallery! #avantmadisonave

Found stellar #popart from @alecmonopoly, @muradosmann, and more at @avantgallery! #avantmadisonave

consultingpiskies:

Jessica Williams speaks with Sgt. Jasmine Jacobs about Army regulation AR 670-1

Jessica Williams and Travon (one of the staff writers) do it again!

21

Jul

Doctor Who + references in other television shows

I’m very pleased that whoever made this gifset included clips from ‘The Middleman’!

(Source: votedsaxon)

Sorry, Gamora, Drax, and Groot! #GOTG #SkypeMarvel #PopAroundTheWorld

Sorry, Gamora, Drax, and Groot! #GOTG #SkypeMarvel #PopAroundTheWorld

20

Jul

The Pythons were spot-on - crackups, cameos, sing-alongs, and all! #MontyPythonLive

The Pythons were spot-on - crackups, cameos, sing-alongs, and all! #MontyPythonLive

Decided to check out the pilot of ‘Briscoe County’ and I want more … but it’s late, I’ve got a run in the morning and the Monty Python simulcast in the afternoon with the whole family (my idea) … so that’s that. Also, hi, Tumblr! Long time, no text update.

19

Jul

penguinhatgirl:

sandandglass:

Jon Stewart tries to get Hillary Clinton to say she’s running for president.

<3

Tiptoeing around the entire question! She’s as good as running, since we’ve gotten at least one “Ready for Hillary?” franking.

thiddlestoff:

lydiamartcn:

thatmovieguydoe:

MARVEL CINEMATIC UNIVERSE.

All Dates are Official. Movies from Doctor Strange onward are not. This is my speculation to what the upcoming slate of Marvel Studios films will entail, coming off the announcement of the new release dates!

Superhero movies are taking over the world!!!

OMGOMGOMG!!!!

Also, ‘Captain America 3’ doesn’t have a subtitle yet. And I’ve been hearing about a plot point or two from ‘AOU’ that could tie into the next ‘Guardians’ film and nix a ‘World War Hulk’ film …

mayrashaun:

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