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11

Jun

15

May

lumos5001:

be still my heart they gave him the gun back

One of the best things about the season finale. Hell, the whole episode was solid from start to finish … even all the feels moments!

(Source: paralysedbeaver)

24

Apr

theotherhalfofthebrain:

lokislysander:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

S.H.I.E.L.D.’s public relations department decides to take nice photos of the Avengers so that they can send them to the media whenever the team goes public. They somehow manage to convince Thor to put on normal clothes and get through the photoshoots pretty quickly.

Except Tony wouldn’t stop preening and duck facing. They eventually gave up and used the “best” one. To this day, Tony still gets the stink eye from the head of PR.

I also accept this headcanon

Accepted

(Source: lmnpnch)

02

Nov

rubywings:

aceofgeeks:

I have no words that could possibly make this any better.

Reblogging for Stark Tower

Fandoms unite?

(Source: the-average-gatsby)

12

Sep

herochan:

World’s Mightiest | The Bat, The Steel, and The Avengers

Photographies by TheOneCam

02

Sep

humboldt-squid:

An Avatar Parody - The Avengers

If we can’t protect the Earth Kingdom, you can be damn sure we’ll avenge it.

*GROSS LAUGHING*

One word: Yes.

(Source: mokkiko)

04

Aug

napoleonbonerhard:

WHY ARE THESE TOTALLY AWESOME BOX SETS ON MY DASH?

Because, they’re free. Duh.

So yeah, GIVEAWAY! WOOHOO! I’m having a kickass, awesome, fantastic week (and I’m also terrible with keeping money) which is great for you because you can get this super sweet awesome stuff just by sitting in your bedroom. That’s right, all those hours of mindlessly scrolling have finally paid off.

So what the hell do we have here?

There are three separate prizes here

AVENGERS BLU-RAY BOX SET HOLY CHEESE NIPS

Yep, this baby represents my tumblr in the fullest way possible, so of course it would be the first prize available.

This shit costs $186 sweet captain kirk’s nipples that’s awesome

YEAH WELL WAIT FOR THIS

Harry Potter Ultimate Wizard’s Box Set

My love for Harry Potter will never die. Ever. AND IT HAD BETTER NOT FOR YOU, EITHER. If it seems like it’s dying down, little by little - well, I’m sure this box set will make it shit it’s pants with joy.

This baby costs $349 oooh child fan me, I’m gettin’ overwhelmed!

WHO ARE YOU? THE DOCTOR. DOCTOR WHO?

EXACTLY.

The complete Doctor Who series 1-4 box set, oh my lawd.

This includes many extremely beautiful people such as NINE, ROES MINUS DRUGS, TEN JESUS FUCK PERFECTION IS TEN, MARTHA JONES, DONNA FUCKING NOBLE, AND ALSO WILF.

This heartwrenching saga is $139 but it’s okay because I brought a banana to the party

WHAT DO ALL OF THESE HAVE IN COMMON? Why, rules of course:

  • Reblob as many times as you want idgaf
  • Likes don’t count DUH HAVE YOU DONE A GIVEAWAY BEFORE
  • You don’t have to be following me because you will probs unfollow afterwards, but it would be cool if you at least stopped by
  • No giveaway blogs, I mean jesus too much free stuff for paris hilton over here

I will be using a random number generator to figure out the three winners. MAKE SURE YOUR ASK BOX IS OPEN SO THAT I CAN TELL YOU THAT YOU’VE WON. If you win, it will be a surprise which one you get ohohoho

DISCLAIMER: The Avengers and HP box sets will of course be pre-ordered, so it may be quite a while until you receive your winnings. On the other hand, whomever gets the Doctor Who set can liveblog it to make you both super jelly and impatient.

Oh, also:

*~DeAdLiNe*~ The deadline is September 1st to mark the beginning of Hogwarts’ term.

09

Jul

humboldt-squid:

imsirius:

All of Stan Lee’s Marvel film cameos 

Did they not get him for X-Men: First Class?

Sadly, they didn’t get Stan for First Class. Something about the timing not working out? I don’t remember. But I’d say that the ‘Amazing Spider-Man’ cameo is probably THE BEST to date.

18

Jun

Submission #627

theavengersheadcanons:

Originally, there would be eight men in the Howling Commandos. The eighth man, a Canadian paratrooper, had fought valiantly in their breakout from the Hydra camp they were in.

But when Steve and Bucky went to recruit him, he told them to “Go fuck [their selves]”

Submitted by dianariggslegs 

And this too!

The Avengers Headcanons: Submission #631

Darcy is way into the cult of Rocky Horror. She’s Magenta.

During a “cultural initiation” for Steve, she shows him the movie. She throws things at the screen, talks back at the movie, and tries to get him to do the Time Warp. Steve is horribly confused, until the Halloween she took him to a…

YES!

07

May

365 Film Challenge: #31 - 35

31) Gun Crazy (dir. Joseph H. Lewis, 1949) - 3 out of 5

32) DOA (dir. Rudolph Maté, 1950) - 3.5 out of 5

33) Thank You For Smoking (dir. Jason Reitman, 2005/2006) - 4.5 out of 5

34) Kiss Me Deadly (dir. Robert Aldrich, 1956) - 3.75 out of 5

35) The Avengers (dir. Joss Whedon, 2012) - 4.5 out of 5

On ‘The Avengers’

Things I Loved:

  • Trailers: Prometheus (Enough trailers! Give us the movie already!), Brave (Same with this!), The Dark Knight Rises (Again, same with this!), Frankenweenie (Hrm … perhaps.), and The Amazing Spider-Man (Even more interested with each new trailer, mainly because of the direction the film is being taken in … even if it is a reboot.)
  • Coulson fanboying over Cap
  • Stark’s banter/wisecracks
  • The arguments! Pitch-perfect, Joss!
  • Hemsworth looked more the part, which hopefully continues in the Thor sequel.
  • LOKI! So much madder than a box of cats. Maybe 10 boxes of cats? Or a few cages of tigers?
  • Ruffalo was pretty surprising as Banner/The Hulk. Didn’t really know what to expect, but he definitely captured the troubled genius to a T.
  • Cap not getting pop culture references … until “I got that. I got that reference.”
  • Enver cameo! Stan Lee cameo!
  • The endings! I called the first at the beginning, mainly because I saw a few theories from the last year (roughly) on some film blogs I follow here and there (Screen Rant, Film School Rejects, Slashfilm, etc.). And the second ending was excellent!
  • Following that … SHAWARMA! … Which I quite enjoy. And I want to find wherever that shawarma place is … unless it was on a set.
  • … Okay, I basically loved everything. 9 out of 10.

Things I Disliked

  • The fact that the film had to be cut down by about half an hour. I would have loved to have seen a 3 hour version … which I shall have to wait for.
  • Trailers: Battleship and Expendables 2. Seriously, there’s no need for both of them to exist. Another toy-based movie and a “Let’s gather all your favorite action stars for a sequel with even more explosions and campy-ass lines!” movie. No thanks on both counts.

29

Oct

memosfromfury:

[Submitted by: Asteria
The deliberate use of greater-than-human abilities and/or technological enhancements during the International Covert Organizations Soccer Tournament is in violation of the S.H.I.E.L.D. ethics code. The only exception is if that motherfucking ‘Time Lord’ is playing for motherfucking U.N.I.T.]

*dances around a little* Awesome! ^_^

memosfromfury:

[Submitted by: Asteria

The deliberate use of greater-than-human abilities and/or technological enhancements during the International Covert Organizations Soccer Tournament is in violation of the S.H.I.E.L.D. ethics code. The only exception is if that motherfucking ‘Time Lord’ is playing for motherfucking U.N.I.T.]

*dances around a little* Awesome! ^_^

11

Oct

Things I Liked About The Avengers trailer:

  • It’s a trailer, but it’s a teaser at the same time.
  • There are hints of what’s to come in the movie, but it doesn’t give away most of the movie, like trailers for films like … Transformers and Dream House.
  • The whole team assembles! … Apart from Maria Hill (played by Colbie Smulders).
  • Chris Hemsworth as Thor looks a great deal more impressive than he did in Thor. I think it’s the hair … and probably the outfit, too.
  • Mark Ruffalo is bound to interest as the new Bruce Banner/Hulk, especially after Edward Norton’s turn in the role … after Eric Bana’s turn in the role.
  • Tony Stark’s (I mean, Robert Downey, Jr.’s) banter with Cap (Chris Evans) and Banner (Hulk)! God, I miss that snarkyness!

But more on this when the next Avengers trailer launches … or after I see the movie in May. XD