The Avengers. That’s what we call ourselves; we’re sort of like a team. “Earth’s Mightiest Heroes” type thing.
S.H.I.E.L.D.’s public relations department decides to take nice photos of the Avengers so that they can send them to the media whenever the team goes public. They somehow manage to convince Thor to put on normal clothes and get through the photoshoots pretty quickly.
Except Tony wouldn’t stop preening and duck facing. They eventually gave up and used the “best” one. To this day, Tony still gets the stink eye from the head of PR.
I also accept this headcanon
WHY ARE THESE TOTALLY AWESOME BOX SETS ON MY DASH?
Because, they’re free. Duh.
So yeah, GIVEAWAY! WOOHOO! I’m having a kickass, awesome, fantastic week (and I’m also terrible with keeping money) which is great for you because you can get this super sweet awesome stuff just by sitting in your bedroom. That’s right, all those hours of mindlessly scrolling have finally paid off.
So what the hell do we have here?
There are three separate prizes here
AVENGERS BLU-RAY BOX SET HOLY CHEESE NIPS
Yep, this baby represents my tumblr in the fullest way possible, so of course it would be the first prize available.
This shit costs $186 sweet captain kirk’s nipples that’s awesome
YEAH WELL WAIT FOR THIS
Harry Potter Ultimate Wizard’s Box Set
My love for Harry Potter will never die. Ever. AND IT HAD BETTER NOT FOR YOU, EITHER. If it seems like it’s dying down, little by little - well, I’m sure this box set will make it shit it’s pants with joy.
This baby costs $349 oooh child fan me, I’m gettin’ overwhelmed!
WHO ARE YOU? THE DOCTOR. DOCTOR WHO?
The complete Doctor Who series 1-4 box set, oh my lawd.
This includes many extremely beautiful people such as NINE, ROES MINUS DRUGS, TEN JESUS FUCK PERFECTION IS TEN, MARTHA JONES, DONNA FUCKING NOBLE, AND ALSO WILF.
This heartwrenching saga is $139 but it’s okay because I brought a banana to the party
WHAT DO ALL OF THESE HAVE IN COMMON? Why, rules of course:
- Reblob as many times as you want idgaf
- Likes don’t count DUH HAVE YOU DONE A GIVEAWAY BEFORE
- You don’t have to be following me because you will probs unfollow afterwards, but it would be cool if you at least stopped by
- No giveaway blogs, I mean jesus too much free stuff for paris hilton over here
I will be using a random number generator to figure out the three winners. MAKE SURE YOUR ASK BOX IS OPEN SO THAT I CAN TELL YOU THAT YOU’VE WON. If you win, it will be a surprise which one you get ohohoho
DISCLAIMER: The Avengers and HP box sets will of course be pre-ordered, so it may be quite a while until you receive your winnings. On the other hand, whomever gets the Doctor Who set can liveblog it to make you both super jelly and impatient.
*~DeAdLiNe*~ The deadline is September 1st to mark the beginning of Hogwarts’ term.
All of Stan Lee’s Marvel film cameos
Did they not get him for X-Men: First Class?
Sadly, they didn’t get Stan for First Class. Something about the timing not working out? I don’t remember. But I’d say that the ‘Amazing Spider-Man’ cameo is probably THE BEST to date.
Originally, there would be eight men in the Howling Commandos. The eighth man, a Canadian paratrooper, had fought valiantly in their breakout from the Hydra camp they were in.
But when Steve and Bucky went to recruit him, he told them to “Go fuck [their selves]”
Submitted by dianariggslegs
And this too!
Darcy is way into the cult of Rocky Horror. She’s Magenta.
During a “cultural initiation” for Steve, she shows him the movie. She throws things at the screen, talks back at the movie, and tries to get him to do the Time Warp. Steve is horribly confused, until the Halloween she took him to a…
31) Gun Crazy (dir. Joseph H. Lewis, 1949) - 3 out of 5
32) DOA (dir. Rudolph Maté, 1950) - 3.5 out of 5
33) Thank You For Smoking (dir. Jason Reitman, 2005/2006) - 4.5 out of 5
34) Kiss Me Deadly (dir. Robert Aldrich, 1956) - 3.75 out of 5
35) The Avengers (dir. Joss Whedon, 2012) - 4.5 out of 5
Things I Loved:
Things I Disliked
[Submitted by: Asteria
The deliberate use of greater-than-human abilities and/or technological enhancements during the International Covert Organizations Soccer Tournament is in violation of the S.H.I.E.L.D. ethics code. The only exception is if that motherfucking ‘Time Lord’ is playing for motherfucking U.N.I.T.]
*dances around a little* Awesome! ^_^